Preston and I hit the beach in search of Bang Bros Network Latina tail again, and this time we found Ball Honeys Luccia. Since she was lying out topless, I figured she would have no problem showing her big tits, and maybe more, to our camera. She told us she was vacationing from Brazil. So I guess she left the beaches of Brazil to see the beaches of Miami..... whatever, this chick was nuts anyways. Wait till you here all the crazy shit she had to say. When we got her to the pad we told her that we had to check her for scars or tattoos. We checked everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE. All that attention got her pretty worked up, or "horn" as she called it. Anyways, she was ready to fuck, and Preston always comes through. The blowjob was not only sexy, but entertaining with this girl's ramblings. Once the sex started, we both got a lesson in Spanish, Portuguese, and I think even some Italian. What a movie! I loved this girls tits!! They flopped around during the whole adventure. Gotta love that shit! Check it out....
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Busty Adventures - Bang Bros Network
You see those Bang Bros Network big tits!?! Are you EXCITED YET? If not, there is something wrong with you because you are inside on Busty Adventures site. Chandra is every big tit lover's dream in a basket with a bottle of Crystal. First off, these are genuine-ly HUGE tits...I mean huge. They look big on the pics but when they are in your face you really see how big they really are. And she is a fine-looking girl too...this was such a great time I have to tell you all about it.
Some shoots are just crazy I will tell you. Sometimes the girls really get into it...I mean really. Face it, when you are having sex with someone, there is the chance for some emotional attachment and that happened in this shoot. We were banging, sucking, fucking and making out all at once. DAMN this is the kind of big-titty girl that you have seen all your life and just wanted to see those tit for a second to see how they hang and what their natural shape is.
When she gave me head she did it with so much care...she caressed it with her tongue...she moved it all around so I could feel inside her whole mouth and it felt like velvet. And you know you da shit when she eats the cum and smiles...she really liked it.
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Big Ass Adventure - Bang Bros Network
Hanka is my little Bang Bros Network red firebox. She love Big Ass Adventure in the bum, when i first meeted her it is all she kept talking about, asking me when i fuck her in ass.. It almost scare me because i dont like agressive chick, but this girl just begs for it and i give it to her, she have nice round ass for such a small girl. I am not sure if I will do it againg I am afraid she ask me to do the same with her brother hehe Whatever, Guys this girl was after me for like 5 months, and when she got my cock inside she felt pain hehe sorry too late.. She actually enjoy the paid first and then it was only pleasure and she ask me for more... She is a taxi driver, she told me that sometimes she fuck some passengers on the car and then go back to work haha I can tell you guy her taxi id number and if you see her on the street just take the taxi and remember her huge ass and her dirty mind.... and of course me.
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Public Invasion - Bang Bros Network
Hey Bang Bros Network Guys this is other Public Invasion crazy story, or I may say other lucky day for me. I just saw this hot girl on the park with thats stuffs on the hair, I dont know how do you name it, but she looks like a Vikkings, hehe I asked her if you want to talk with me about like and all she agreed but of course money talks so with money she start to talk about sex, and showed tits and pussy in the park with people watching around. I dont care people looking at me when I am fucking. So I fucked her on the park, cool... We had to stop couple times coz people came to look what was going on. She was shy so I wait but suddenly she start to get hot and fucked me hard, hehe nice and good for me...
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Brandi Belle - Bang Bros Network
This Bang Bros Network guy is a friend of mine that wanted to be on my Brandi Belle site online in this evening. He was very paranoid that his girlfriend would find out and he wanted to wear a mask. The mask looked really stupid and kind of scared me. So after like 2 minutes, he started complaining about it, so I just had my friend blur out his face. I dont know why guys are so complicated, for a free blowjob, shouldnt you all be thrilled? Anyways, I had been hearing about this guys dick for a while, it was supposenly pretty long, in college people called him "mr long" so I was curious to see it. To make a long story short, his dick was pretty long, but not as thick as I would of liked it. It was still alot of fun to suck and he only lasted about 10 minutes before cumming in my mouth, and yes I swallowed it all, it tasted kinda salty.
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Bait Bus - Bang Bros Network
SO OUR BUDDY MATT from Bang Bros Network talks us into taking the infamous Bang Bus out again to get him some leg. Matt, as you may already know, has a MAJOR fetish for STRAIGHT GUYS. Now we understand as well as anyone how nice it is to get a piece of forbidden fruit, but this guy has some serious fucking issues with this fetish of his...he has balls of steel and he is not afraid to go up a big fucking straight guy and try to seduce him. So this day we decided to drive by the local university because Matt had an appetite for a college boy...and after a bit of driving around we spotted one. And this guy, as you can see, is not your average bit of jerky...this guy is clean cut, and looks like he belongs on an underwear ad. Our bait and switch girls got all excited because he was so good looking...we had to slap the minions back and remind them that this is for Matt and they are just here to trick him into the bus. When we approached this guy I was expecting him to be hostile...but he was so fucking polite...and our bait and switch girls had very little trouble getting him to take our offer to drive him to class. The rest of the story is so fucking outrageous, so undeniably an occurance that caused the world to shift a degree or so off it's axis that you just have to see it for yourself to believe it. So sit back, and watch as we unfold a bit of debauchery unseen before by human eyes.
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Summertime MILF - Bang Bros Network
Natalie from Bang Bros Network she is a houskeeper! It was a day like any other Summertime MILF day... until Natalie decided to clean the apartment.. i thought it was the end of the world! hehe, but i gotta give it to her, for this being the second time in a year she cleans the house, it was pretty good, and she did get me horny by dressing all sexy. After i took her to my pleasure dome, she sucked my dick very slowly, turning me on even more. Then she wanted to ride it, and who on their right mind would decline a cowgirl? She can definitely fuck cock, she made me cum so fast... i know, its kind of embarrassing, but whatever... i fuck her about 4 times a day...
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Bang Bus - Bang Bros Network
They say that third times a charm, well I guess we're about to find out. Daimon from Bang Bros Network calls me at fucking 3:00am after Ugly showed the movie of monica at a party. Daimon said he would give me $600 to take him out if he could get laid by an absolute stranger. Anybody that knows Mr. Dirty Sanchez knows I dont turn down $600 and the chance to see one of my buddies stuff some bitch. So we set out, the sun was shining and man it was hot out. I swear to you that we drove around for two fucking hours to find absolutely dick then we saw her hitchhicking. Sasha was a stunning nice piece of sweet Bang Bus tender ass ready for a stuffing although she didn't know it. But man was she easy to get in and only asked once "what's with that camera" in her not so good broken english. Of course I said its cool were just artists so she got in. The ride started off easy with normal chit-chat, nothing serious, then I asked, so are you kinky and the response "kinky no I'm not kinky" Yea right . This girls wearing a fucking dog collar! So we played around a bit and looking back, if Daimon had been anymore mellow I think he would have been dead, so naturally I took over. I turn on my dirty charm and the next thing you know the bitch is on her knees. Needless to say it was thanksgiving all over again and this bitch was getting severely stuffed . Then just for a little more enjoyment, we dropped her off in a trailerpark where Im sure she found her way home ...
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Street Ranger - Bang Bros Network
I go to do my Bang Bros Network exercises like every two days at the beach. There is a Tai chi sensei who teaches for free, which I love. I mean I dont really like the tai chi, is not bad though but I really go there just because this sensei is fucking hot, she is blonde, green eyes, perfect body, amazing round little ass, and big boobs. I didn't even think I would get her to do porn because I tried to get atleast a date with her, but it was imposible. But I Think its a matter of time because she will have sex with me, I am sure about it. Ok, I did my exercises and when the class was over I run to her to talk for a bit but then a big mean face monster of a guy showed up, guys when I say big I meant it, if this guy beat me for sure I will be at the hospital for a while. My heart was broken, I spent fucking months doing fucking tai chi and then this orangutan showed up and destroyed my dreams about me fucking my hot sensei. fuck.. I was mad so I thought ok this is the day to get another girl and do something crazy. A minute later I found this one right off the beach. She was having trouble with one of those newspaper boxes (I'm not sure what they are called), and of course I helped her out. She had tourist written all over her, so I invited her to join me for coffee. We hit a local cafe and started chatting. Eventually, once I had gained some trust, I offered to take her jet skiing. Of course she was excited to go (cause I'm a smooth mother fucker), but I told her that we would have to stop by my place real quick. When we got there I gave her my moves, and the rest is amateur video history. I'll spare you the details of smooth magic. This girl had great tits. She knew how to use them while giving a blowjob too. The Street Ranger room we were fucking in had mirrors every where. I was able to see every angle the whole time. I caught Stacy checking herself out in the mirror while I was slamming her ass from behind. What a pussy... We fucked so good that I didn't even ditch this one. I wanted to, but I was too worn out from the sex. But don't worry, I didn't take her jet skiing. I told you I was smooth. Check out the movie, you'll see what I'm talking about.0
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Evan Rivers - Bang Bros Network
Hola Guys from Bang Bros Network! Today i'm here to find Romario from Evan Rivers! This is Romario and i am just leaving mt feedback on the shoot. It was my first time doing anything like this, it was a bit awkward in the beginning, but oh man, i ended up loving it. I let go of all my inivitions, and started touching myself, being in front of the camera gave me a little feeling of power and satisfaction.. my cock kept getting harder, and as i rubbed my hands all over myself, i just wanted to blow up... Enjoy...
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BlowJob Ninjas - Bang Bros Network
I love to look at this girl from Bang Bros Network. She's wearing my favorite denim jumper with a white cotton top; she's barefoot with her long brown hair pulled back in a ponytail. I set down my briefcase by the door and try to steal up on her from behind to give her a hug, but I know I'll never make it. Not unless she lets me...maybe BlowJob Ninjas, who knows..
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His get up was outrageous! But it pales in comparison to what happens during this Bang Bros Network episode. We picked up this Cali Vally girl by the name of Clair that was about as sharp as a plastic butterknife. This was almost too easy. Anthony was in classic form as he turned her pussy inside out. What we weren't expecting was for this whore to get so attached after recieving a shot of Anthony's man gravy all over her face and in her mouth. Bitch fucking broke my camera...
April has got to be the finest ebony hotty we found during the entire spring break season this year from Bang Bros Network! She's got a supermodel face and body with perfect natural tits and the smoothest skin you could ever think of. She's a dream come true. She was hard to get and we had to go to all sorts of extremes to get her and her friend Scarlet to go back to our room. But once there she started to warm up that's when we knew it was on! So I sat back with the Spy Hat on, recording all the action, from the killer blowjob to the final pop shot I made sure to get all the good angles without making it too obvious!
Taylor Bow is one of the best women from Bang Bros Network! Portrays herself as a nice girl from the us of A and she has hobbies. One of her favorite hobbies is to date a nice guy who does everything for her she could ever ask for, and then dump him, break his heart and grind it into little pieces on the ground. I don't know she dumped a perfectly good guy (and I am sure she will regret it in the long run) but maybe it was because she is a GOLD DIGGING WEASEL! After she dumped the best man she will ever have, she found a new one. This new one was an ugly stupid fuck but she didn't care, he had a real nice ride. But that relationship didn't last long because I found another guy with an even nicer car!. He fucked my loose pussy about 35 different ways and she sucked his dick a whole bunch because I am too white trash poor to buy good hair care products and she like to put his baby batter up there.
Preston from Bang Bros Network said he wanted to find an ebony sista with a nice ass, and her name turned out to be Rane. We found Rane sun bathing topless on the beach. I liked her perky brown titties. She seemed eager to do her first photo shoot, and we were eager to see if she'd fuck. I directed her out of her bikini, and had her play with her bright pink pussy. After that, all it took was asking for her to get things started with an awesome blowjob. This girl was no amateur. She bounced her fat ass on his dick like a basketball. Then she took Preston's 9 iron balls deep until she got her well deserved facial. This is a hot movie.
We were at the park waiting for a sexxxy little whore named Alicia from Bang Bros Network to show up . She came well recommended and had a fat pussy as well . When she finaly showed up all I could see was a thick cameltoe in pink spandex pants . I could tell this was going to be a dope shoot . So , we chit chatted and took off to the fuck pad . There we ripped off those pink tights and had her demonstrate some of her pussy popping talents . She started sucking my friend's dick and getting her pussy all wet . JT fucked her in every position she wanted it in . Her cameltoe was nice and swollen by the end of the pussy pounding . This was an awesome shoot . There's nothing like amatuer pussy . ENJOY!!!
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Sharon like outdoors, walks of romance, and big dicks in her bum. We start doing shooting outside because her bum looks amazing with sun coming down, she wearing chaps and that is soo hot.. I love this kinda pants they got me hot, and I just want to fuck... She did all in the park and it was amazing because the sun and the ass and well I am getting hot now remembering, hahaa.. I then take her inside and give her stern anal pounding like all other girls on this site. But her ass was like juicy I loved it. You know guys sometime a girl is not like uhau what a girl, thisone is hot, but what I mean is you just expect a regular girl but she moved her ass on my cock like never got it before it was like a spanish dance regueton amazing hahaha I will go to learn regueton now for my next girl... By the way guys you know what I figure it now?... Damn I fuck lots of girls in ass, I just realize.
This girl from bang Bros Network was 19 and i bumped into her right after her getting out of school. I find the unifrom to be too sexy, and i love the pigtails she was sooooo cute i didnt think at all she would do any of the thing she do for me. The tits were so good the pussy was so good her sucking was sooooooooooo good hehehe. We go down by the water where i fucked infront of the beeutiful sity of Prague. She was scared of people seeing but i make her forget...she was so cute i can not beleve it.
MATT MADE US GO OUT ON A FUCKING RAINY DAY to pick up more fetish meat for him. I call it fetish meat because unless you live under a rock you know that Matt has a insatiable appetite for Men...namely straight men. So Matt has helped us out many times in the past and he makes us use the famous Bang Bus, and our rather unique powers of persuasion to go out and get these guys for him. So we went to a really bad part of town this day...Matt wanted something really gritty from Bang Bros Network. After a bit of driving around we came across a dark haired fellow. We pulled up to him and started our bit. He spoke no English at all...but we always like this because we can verbally smite him and all he does is smile at us and say 'yes'. We used Iman for the bait today and this guy was digging her from the start. She is a piece of dark ass, so it is what we expected. The rest of the story...well it gets a bit crazy in the bus this day as Carlos makes several attempts for the door when we tell him about the whole sex with Matt thing. But the power of Matt is undeniable and with a rub here and a rub there he was able to get Carlos into such a pleasureable place that he was begging to fuck the shit out of Matt. So without further dodo, we proudly present to you this weeks edition of the Bait Bus.
Man this meathead had an amazing body but he killed it by shaving all the hair on his body...is it just me or is that kinda gay. i dont know it freaks me out alittle bit, its like fucking a girl with muscles and a dick. speaking of dicks his was pretty nice it only looked kinda small by comparison of the rest of him but atually it was a pretty nice size. when we were fucking i was kinda scared at first since the guy is like 3 times my size but he was just rough enough for me to have a great time. i thought i was a good time to try something new so i decided it would be a good idea to suck out the cum from the condom...in hindsight it probably wasnt such a good idea cause condoms dont taste very good but it was worth it to see the look on the guys face when i did it.
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So after the complete pounding of Reagan, Shane, Ugly and I were getting known around the campus. I mean, you know how guys talk, so anyway, one night after a round of bong hits I recieved a telephone call from a great friend of mine who likes to call himself romeo - its a latin women thing. So he tells me he's got to be with us for our next ride out and offered me a bit of cash that I could not turn down. With that money I bought my first camera to take pictures of all our memorable moments . We all got together the next day and it appeared that the gods were not going to smile down upon us, therefore rain and a fucking lot of it... pouring to put it best. We couldn't find any chicks and I was feeling bad because we talked all this shit and we looked like fucking punks. Then my main partner, Ugly, had a flash of brilliance "what about the bus stops?" And there she was, soaking wet and standing, waiting for a bus. Monica was the best kind of chick, the way I like em, fiesty and bitchy. So we pulled up and tried our best to start a half assed conversation. We pulled out some of our best lines, it's the comedy thing which the chicks usually love but it didn't seem to be too effective this time. So we left her there only to return moments later. I thought it would be funny and cute to come back and honk the horn, stuff like kids do, so she came over, we offered some money to ask questions and she finally got in, carefully of course. I have a way of making girls feel comfortable..the truth is that this movie is so intense and raw, I dont want to say anymore because when you mix Sanchez and a bitchy girl together the combination is truley a dirty mess..
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Bad day fro me. I got suspended in my job because I was touching my dick in the bathroom.. yeah I was hot today because we got a new girl at the office, and she is fucking hot, brunette with big round ass. I am sure she is a freak. So I got the rest of the day to do something. Usually I have a plan or scheme, but on this occasion, as it was somethin unusual because I just wanted to fuck, I hit a local hooker spot. Yeah its like, sometimes you dont have time to go to the bar and meet some girls and then pay for the drink, talk lies just because they know we want to fuck them but they make everything so complicated that sometimes you have to show your credit score before you try to talk to them. So At first I wasn't finding anything (the cops were out), but then I found Casper. Appropriately named, Casper was a young white chick haunting the streets. She saw my car and came really fast, that means either she is new or it is a hard day. I had her flash me to prove she wasn't the fuzz, and then we went to her place (a cheap motel) to get down to business. As we got started, Casper asked for her money, "where is my money". I told her that I had it, and she trusted me. Wrong... As I said She must be new to the game. (Ho lesson #1: Money up front! No cash no gash.) She was a master of her trade. She gave a great blowjob and handjob. And being young, she had nice tits and a firm round ass. I was surprised to find that her pussy was as tight as it was when we started fucking. When we were done she had me drop her off back on her corner. I tried to trick her with a wad of cash that was short, but she called me on it, so I just took off with the money still in my hand. What was she gonna do... catch me on foot or call the cops? It's my firm belief that no one should have to pay for sex anyway. It may be a business, but it's also a game. I had money to go for another Ho, or better yet, now i have more time to relax and spend money at the bar looking for a girl...Check out the movie, you'll see what I mean.
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